Questionable horror

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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

Via hearts burst open, wounds bleed fresh

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if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

take car

go to mum’s

kill phil

grab liz

go to the winchester

have a nice cold pint

and wait for all this to blow over

Via Silence Will Fall

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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again

Via Cover up the blank spots, hit me on the head...

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Via I Think It's Beautiful That You Are 256 Colors Too Zoom

mercuryminds:

This is possibly the greatest picture ever taken. It’s by the Hubble space telescope. Every one of these are galaxies like our own Milky Way with billions of stars and billions of planets. There are billions of galaxies. Instead of feeling small and insignificant, let your mind be blown that you are part of it…

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My birfday nails :)

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ruineshumaines:

The job takes about 3 years to make an engraved tatoo for an individual camels. First 2 years, there is just growing the hair and starts trimming. Inhabitant of desert does not use the iron engraved for the camels. They just cut and dye the camel hair. I have never seen such a beautiful works in the world.

Photographs by Osakabe Yasuo and Steve Hoge.

Via Ruines Humaines

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lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

This made me laugh so hard, especially the last one. You know he’s just kind of moaning while there’s a sound of a human body pressing itself against the glass.

(Source: theamericankid)

Via Faith Collapsing

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Via Cover up the blank spots, hit me on the head... Zoom

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

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starkandstripes: